Khmer Magazines 2018



Why did the witch lose her way? Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.

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What did the witch say to the ugly toad? I'd put a curse on you - but somebody beat me to it!

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What is the witches motto ? We came, we saw, we conjured !

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How do witches lose weight? They join weight witches.

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Did you hear about the witch who went in for the lovely legs competition? She was beaten by the microphone stand.

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What would you get if you crossed a witch with a famous movie director? Steven Spellberg!

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Old witch: Now I know you want a job with me. Do you tell lies? Young witch: No, but I can pick it up.

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Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat? So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

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Witch: Why have you stopped playing cards with my sister ? Wizard: Well would you play with someone who cheats all the time, is a poor loser and keeps tearing up the cards ? Witch: No I wouldn't. Wizard: No, well nor will she.

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What do witches use pencil sharpeners for? To keep their hats pointed.

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What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends ? A witch with a blindfold !

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Witch l: "How do you manage to stay in shape?" Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."

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How do you know when you are in bed with a witch ? She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas !

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Q: How do you picture yourself flying on a broom? A: By witchful thinking.

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What do witches ring for in a hotel? B-room service.

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What did the young witch say to her mother ? Can I have the keys to the broom tonight !

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How do you get milk from a witch's cat? Steal her saucer.

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What's the witches favourite pop group ? Broomski Beat !

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What do you call a witch who kills her mother and father? An orphan.

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What happened to the witch with an upside down nose? Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

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How can you make a witch itch? Take away her "W."

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What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites ? Don't bite any witches !

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Did you hear about the witch who turned her friend into an egg? She kept trying to poach her ideas.

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Did you hear about the TV show with FBI agents and witches? It's called The Hex-Files.

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How do warty witches keep their hair out of place? With scare spray.

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