Khmer Magazines 2017



yo mommas so poor the roaches pay the light bill!

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Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb.

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Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!

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Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

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Yo mama's so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.

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Yo mama so poor I stepped in her house and I was in the backyard.

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Yo mama's like the sun you look at her to long you will go blind!

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Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.

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yo mama so stupid..she sits on the t.v and watches the couch

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Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

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Your momma is so fat that her measurements are 26-34-28, and her other arm is just as big!

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Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras

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Your Momma's so black she got counted absent at night school.

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Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

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Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

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Yo Mama's so fat she sank the Titanic!

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Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"

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Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.

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Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!

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Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!

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yo mama's teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, "i got sunshine on a cloudy day".....

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Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

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Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"

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Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!

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