Khmer Magazines 2017



What does the N on the Nebraska football helmet stand for? "Nowledge."

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Woman: Why are you begging for a quarter? Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.

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Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

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"I guess I didn't get my birthday wish." "How do you know?" "You're still here!"

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WIFE: "There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburettor." HUSBAND: "Water in the carburettor? That's ridiculous." WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburettor." HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburettor is. I'll check it out. Where's the car?" WIFE: "In the pool."

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Q: What do you call a cat who eats lemons? - A: A sourpuss!

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How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

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Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground? - A: Because you can't bury them in the sky!

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My teacher's got a pretty face if you can read between the lines.

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How do you stop a taliban tank ? Shoot the Guy Pushing it

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Knock Knock Who's there ! Basket ! Basket who ? Basket home, it's nearly dark!

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Why did the monster go into hospital? To have his ghoul-stones removed.

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Why didn't the piglets listen to the teacher pig? Because he was an old boar.

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A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices. The doctor said, "Well, this Ph.D. brain costs $10,000. This brain belonged to a NASA top scientist and costs $15,000. Here we have a policeman's brain as well. It costs $50,000." The client asked, "What? How's that possible?" The doctor replied, "You see, it's totally unused."

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What's a rabbits' favorite song? "Hoppy Birthday to You."

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What do you do if you see a blue banana? Try to cheer it up.

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What noise does a cat make going down the highway ? Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow !

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The swing doors of the Wild West saloon crashed open and in came Little Pete, black with fury. "All right!" he raged, "all right! Who did it? What goldarned varmint painted my horse blue?" The huge figure of Black Jake, notorious gunfighter and town baddie rose from a chair by the door. "It was me, shrimp," he drawled, bunching his gigantic fists, "what about it?" "Oh, well, er," stammered little Pete wretchedly, "all I wanted to say was. . .when are you going to give it another coat?"

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What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court ? Annette !

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What do you call a man with a kilt over his head ? Scott !

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Two friends: - I heard that you have founded a musical band. - Yes, it is a quartet. - How many are you? - We are three. - Three? - Me and my brother. - You have a brother? - No, why do you ask?

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Does your dog know how how to surf the internet? No - but he's got a ruff idea.

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Miles Dobson was away from home on business in another city. When he called home, his wife told him, "Miles, they had your name in the obits today." "What! In the obituary column! That's not only disgraceful but bad journalism. I'll sue 'em." "Tell me, Miles," his wife asked tremulously, "wh...wh...where are you calling from?"

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Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A. You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

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What does a monster mom say to her kids at dinnertime? Don't talk with someone in your mouth.

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