Khmer Magazines 2018



A man was very proud of his guard dog, he would leave it to roam free in the garden to sow the world his house was guarded. One day a woman knocked at his door. "Is that your big dog outside?" Wondering how she had got past him he said "Yes why?" She said I'm sorry but my dog just killed him!" "What??" Roared the man "What kind of dog have you got??" "A Peke" Replied the woman. "A Peke??? how could that little thing kill my big fine guard dog?" "I think it got stuck in his throat!" Replied the woman.

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What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes ? Antteneye !

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"This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I'd like to welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602 from New York to London. We are currently flying at a height of 35,000 feet midway across the Atlantic. "If you look out of the windows on the starboard side of the aircraft, you will observe that both the starboard engines are on fire. "If you look out of the windows on the port side, you will observe that the port wing has fallen off. "If you look down towards the Atlantic ocean, you will see a little yellow life raft with three people in it waving at you. "That's me your captain, the co-pilot, and one of the air stewardesses. This is a recorded message. Have a good flight!"

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Q: How do you recognize a blonde in school? A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

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Q. How do you know a blonde has been using the computer? A. There is cheese in front of the mouse.

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End of the Week by Gladys Friday

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How does a pitcher walk a man in Burger Land baseball? He throws four meatballs!

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How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf? He became a vegetarian.

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Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car ? Because she'd never be able to learn the language

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Q) What's worse than raining buckets? A) Hailing taxis!

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The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. "Mom," she said, "I want you to teach me how to make my new husband happy." The mother took a deep breath and began, "When two people love, honor, and respect each other, love can be a very beautiful thing..." "I know how to fuck, mother," the bride-to-be interrupted. "I want you to teach me how to make a great lasagna."

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Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes? A: They're doing research on black holes.

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What's a bee-line ? The shortest distance between two buzz-stops !

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Q: What do you call two spiders who just got married? A: Newlywebs.

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A psychiatrist was testing the mentality of a patient. "Do you ever hear voices without being able to tell who is speaking or where the voices are coming from?" asked the psychiatrist. "As a matter of fact, I do," said the patient. "And when does this happen?" asked the psychiatrist. "Oh," said the patient, "when I answer the telephone."

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Why did the witch lose her way? Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.

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What happened when the computer fell on the floor? It slipped a disk.

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I've got a new aardvark. Would you like to play with him? I don't really know. I've heard it growling, it doesn't sound very friendly. Does it bite? That's what I want to find out.

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A man is in a bar having a drink. The guy next to him falls off of his barstool. The man picks up the guy and sits him back on the barstool, and he falls off again. This time he picks the guy up and asks, ''Where do you live?'' Being a kind soul, the man takes the guy to his car, puts him in the back seat, and drives him home. When they get to the guy's house, the man helps the guy out of the car, but he falls down 3 times before getting to the front door. The man rings the doorbell and the guy's wife comes to the door. The man says, ''Hello, I've brought your husband home.'' The wife looks at the man and asks, ''Where's his wheel chair?''

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Q.) What happens when a Blonde eats a mosquito? A.) She has more brain cells in her stomach than her head.

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A motorist ran into a shop. "Do you own a black and white cat?" he asked. "No," replied the manager. "Oh dear," said the motorist, "I must have run over a nun."

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The eastern lady who was all ready to take a horseback ride said to the cowboy, "Can you get me a nice gentle pony?" "Shore," said the cowboy. "What kind of a saddle do you want, English or western?" "What's the difference?" asked the lady. "The western saddle has a horn on it," said the cowboy. "If the traffic is so thick here in the mountains that I need a horn on my saddle, I don't believe I want to ride."

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Why don't dinosaurs take ballet lessons? They outgrew their leotards.

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How is a judge like an English teacher? They both hand out long sentences.

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Knock Knock Who's there ! Buster ! Buster who ? Buster tire, can I use your phone !

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