Khmer Magazines 2017



Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue? Because they can't dress themselves.

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She's the kind of girl that boys look at twice - they can't believe it the first time.

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When a blonde goes to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat ? Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row

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Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? That's where you wash all your vegetables!

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A sardarji was working as editor in a daily newspaper. Once he was travelling to Bombay to deliver a speech about railway department improvements. His coach was the last coach in the train. The train was moving very fast and so sardarji's coach was jerking heavily. This made him not to prepare for the speech. Annoyed by the event, the next day in the meeting, his first point towards improvement of railway department was: "There should not be last coach in any train."

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What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ? It's Christmas, Eve !

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What is a frog's favorite dance? The Lindy Hop.

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What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller ? A computer with a lot of bites !

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Do you know the difference between genius and stupid? "Genius has its limits."

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Fred: Do you think I'm a fool? Harry: No. But what's my opinion against thousands of others?

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What did one flea say to the other after a night out ? Shall we walk home or take a dog ?

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There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, "Great, so now you're cheating on me with a bald woman!" The next night, when she didn't smell any perfume, she yelled again by saying, "She's not only bald, but she's too cheap to buy any perfume!"

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When is a lion not a lion ? When he turns into his cage !

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Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb.

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What does an accountant say when you ask him the time? It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait - 13 seconds, no wait - 14 seconds, no wait......

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What did they say about the burger who went skiing for the first time? How the meaty have fallen!

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Did you hear about the two little boys who found themselves in a modern art gallery by mistake ? 'Quick,' said one, 'run ! Before they say we did it !

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A rabbit's favourite Christmas song? 'Lettuce with a gladsome mind'

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Q: Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus? A: He comes down the chimney, wakes up the children and says, "Hey kids, do you want to buy some toys?"

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Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear ? Because they have electric 'eels !

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Knock Knock Who's there ! Amaso ! Amaso who ? Amaso sorry you don't remember me !

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The couple was dining out when the wife noticed a familiar face at the bar. "Elliot," she said, pointing "do you see that man downing bourbon at the bar?" The husband looked over and nodded. "Well," the woman continued, "he's been drinking like that for 10 years, ever since I jilted him!" The husband returned to his meal. "Nonsense," he said, "even that's not worth so much celebrating!"

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What's gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves ? Stalagmice !

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How can you recognize a Gnome Pig? They're the ones with the little red hats.

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Teacher: Does anyone know which month has 28 days ? Pupil: All of them !

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