Khmer Magazines 2017



What advice to cows give? Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!

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Ralph was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter's birthday and he hadn't bought her a present. He drove to the mall and ran to the toy store and he asked the store manager, "How much is that new Barbie in the window?" The Manager replied, "Which one? We have Barbie goes to the gym for $19.95, Barbie goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie goes shopping for $19.95, Barbie goes to the beach for $19.95, Barbie goes to the Nightclub for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $375.00." "Why is the Divorced Barbie $375.00 when all the others are $19.95?!?", Ralph asked surprised. The Manager replies, "Well, Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's car, Ken's House, Ken's boat, Ken's dog, Ken's cat and Ken's furniture."

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What do you call the rabbit up the elephant's sweater ? Terrified !

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Q: How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb? A: That's a military secret.

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"I caught a twenty pound salmon last week." "Were there any witnesses?" "There sure were. If there hadn't been, it would have been forty pounds."

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What kind of street does a ghost like best? A dead end.

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What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak ? Mouse code !

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Teacher: Fred can you find me Australia on the map please ? Pupil: There it is Teacher: Now, Louise, who discovered Australia ? Pupil: Fred did !

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Tourist: The flies are awfully thick around here. Don't you ever shoo them? Native: No, we just let them go barefoot.

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yo mama so stupid..she sits on the t.v and watches the couch

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Woman: Why are you begging for a quarter? Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.

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... Q.) Why would a blonde wear green lipstick? A.) Because red means Stop.

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Why do burgers run the gauntlet? To test their meattle!

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A cannibal son and his father are out looking for food. They are watching people walk down the street. The son suggested a particularly plump woman and the father rejected saying that she's too fatty. Later on the son asked about a very skinny woman. Again the father refused saying that she's to skinny. After a while the son pointed out a very attractive woman." sure son" the father replied, drooling. "We'll take her home and eat you mother!"

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Policeman: Didn't you see the signs with the speed limit? Driver: I thought they were just suggestions.

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What did the cat say when he lost all his money ? I'm paw !

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Three students from Michigan State, the University of Kentucky and Texas A & M on summer vacation in France were caught smuggling cocaine and sentenced to death by guillotine. The judge turned to the boy from Michigan and asked, "Do you have any final words, son?" "Yeah, drop dead!" snapped the Wolverine. Hearing this, the judge signaled for the sentence to be carried out. The executioner pulled the lever, and as the crowd gaped in astonishment, the giant blade came to a screeching halt three inches from the victim's throat. "It's God's will! Let him go!" cried the judge. Next the fella from U. of Kentucky was put on the block, and the judge asked again, "And what are your final remarks, my boy?" "Go to hell!" shouted the student, and the judge signaled. The razor-sharp blade fell and miraculously stopped just a quarter inch from the condemned boy's neck. "It's the wi ll of God!" exclaimed the judge. "Set him free!" Finally the Texan was put into position. "Before you're beheaded," said the judge, "do you have any last words?" "Yeh!" replied the Aggie. "If y'all will just put a little more grease on them grooves, the blade'll come down a whole lot easier!"

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What do you get if you take a really big dog out for a walk ? A Great Dane out !

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Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg? Because he always uses a razor.

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I spent the whole evening knotsurfing! Don't you mean netsurfing? No, everyone was complaining because I tied the computer up for ages!

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Knock Knock Who's there ! Andrew ! Andrew who ? Andrew all her money out of the bank !

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Knock Knock Who's there ! Cass ! Cass who ? Cass more flies with honey than vinegar !

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Q: How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: What's a light bulb?

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Q: How can you tell someone is a true music lover? A: When they even put their ear up to the bathroom keyhole.

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What did the pig call a manuscript? A shoat story.

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