Khmer Magazines 2018



Why are spiders good swimmers ? They have webbed feet !

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Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes? The first knows how to read, the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

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Why was the headmaster worried? Because there were too many rulers in school!

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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run - she is still holding the grenade!

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Patient: Tell me honestly, how am I? Dentist: Your teeth are fine, but your gums will have to come out.

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Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal of Our Lady of Perpetual Motion parochial school in an advanced state of agitation. "Father!" she cried, "just WAIT until you hear this!" The priest led the sister to a chair, and said, " Now just calm down and tell me what has you so excited?" "Well, father" the nun began, "I was just walking down the hall to the chapel and I heard some of the older boys wagering money!" "A serious infraction, indeed!" said the priest. "But that's not what has me so excited, father" replied the nun, "it was WHAT they were wagering ON! They had wagered on a contest to see who could urinate the highest on the wall!!" "What an incredible wager!" exclaimed the priest, "What did you do?" "Well, I hit the CEILING, father." "How much did you win?"

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A young man was strolling down a street. As he passed a large building with a fence around it, he heard a group of people chanting "Thirteen, thirteen, thirteen" over and over again. Curious, he tried to see over the fence, but couldn't. Then he spotted a hole in the wood. He put his eye to the hole. He just managed to spy some old people sitting in deckchairs chanting, before a finger came out of nowhere and poked him in the eye. As he staggered back, the old people started chanting, "Fourteen, fourteen, fourteen..."

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Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears? I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!

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Last year's Christmas pudding was so awful I threw it in the ocean. That's probably why the ocean's full of currants!

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Why did the man throw away all the new pennies he had? Because they were a nuisance (new cents).

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Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ? He wanted to see the floor show !

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What bit of fish doesn't make sense ? The piece of cod that passeth all understanding !

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What do romantic fish sing to each other? Salmon-chanted evening !

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What do you call a Welshman who writes lots of letters ? Pen Gwyn !

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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Crash Test Barbie ...comes with car and brick wall

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A little boy walked down the aisle at a wedding. As he made his way to the front, he would take two steps, then stop, and turn to the crowd, alternating between the bride's side and the groom's side. While facing the crowd, he would put his hands up like claws and roar. And so it went-step, step, ROAR, step, step, ROAR-all the way down the aisle. As you can imagine, the crowd was near tears from laughing so hard by the time he reached the pulpit. The little boy, however, was getting more and more distressed from all the laughing, and he was near tears by the time he reached the pulpit. When asked what he was doing, the child sniffed back his tears and said, "I was being the ring bear."

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What did the Gorilla call his first wife? His prime-mate!

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Knock Knock Who's there ? Clown ! Clown who ? Clown for the count !

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Q.Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M & M factory? A. She kept throwing out all the W's.

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Yo mama has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace !!

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How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold ? He has cat-arrh !

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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bacon ! Bacon who ? Bacon a cake for your birthday !

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Q: Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier? A: To promote off-shore drilling.

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What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message? To e or not to e, that is the question.

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A little demon came home from school one day and said to his mother, 'I hate my sister's guts.' 'All right,' said his mother, 'I won't put them in your sandwiches again.'

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