Khmer Magazines 2018



There is a new Barbie doll on the market - T2 Barbie ...a study in silver

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Why does a blonde keep empty beer bottles in her fridge? They are for those who don't drink!

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How do we know burgers love young people? They're pro-teen!

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What did the dentist see at the North Pole?...A molar bear

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What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend ? 'Your plaice or mine' !

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How much is 5Q and 5Q? 10Q. "You're welcome. "

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Q: Where do people who say "shoot" and "darn" go to? A: Heck

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What do you give a sick pig? Oinkment!

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Q: How many Communists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two - one to screw it in, and a second to hand out leaflets. A: One, but it takes him about 30 years to realize that the old one has burnt out.

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How can you spell chilly with two letters? IC (icy) .

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What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration? A party line!

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What happened to the cold jellyfish ? It set !

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What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel? A bit of a shock really!

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Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

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Andy: "Doc, I had the worst dream of my life last night. I dreamed I was with twelve of the most beautiful chorus girls in the world. Blondes, brunettes, redheads, all dancing in a row." Doctor: "Hold it, Andy. That doesn't sound so terrible." Andy: Oh yeah? In the dream, I was the third girl from the end."

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A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was at home with his wife. "You just won't believe what happened this evening , in all my years on the force I've never seen anything like it." "Oh yes dear, what happened ?" "I came across two guys down by the canal, one of them was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks." "Drinking battery acid and eating fireworks!! What did you do with them ?" "Oh that was easy, I charged one and let the other off."

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A man is flying from Los Angeles to New York. During the meal service, he accidentally knocked the spoon off to the aisle with his elbow. The flight attendant immediately took a spoon from his pocket and placed it on his tray table. The man was very impressed by the promptness of the service and asked, "Do all flight attendants carry a spoon in their pockets?" The flight attendant answered, "We had an efficiency expert in to evaluate our operation. He determined that 25% of the customers knock the spoon off their tray tables. By carrying a spare spoon, we all save trips to the galley and can be much more efficient." Later, as the flight attendant is picking his dirty tray up, the customer asked, "Excuse me for asking but why do you have a string hanging from your fly?" The flight attendant replied, "The efficiency expert determined that we were spending too much t ime washing our hands after we went to the bathroom. To counteract this, we tie strings to our penises." The customer looked confused. "How does that help?" he asked. "Well, when I go to the bathroom I just use the string. Since I never touched myself I don't need to wash my hands." The customer nodded and asked, "But how do you get it back in your pants?" The flight attendant smiled, "I don't know about the other guys, but I use the spoon."

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What happened when the chicken ate cement ? She laid a sidewalk !

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How many ducks would there be, if you saw two ducks in front of two ducks, two ducks between two ducks, and two ducks behind two ducks? Answer: 4 ducks-because they are in a row.

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What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!

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There were those three guys, a priest, a doctor and an engineer, and they were playing golf. But the group before them was extremely slow and at each hole they waited hours. Finally the priest asked around, why was that other group was so slow? He was told that they were very courageous firemen who saved the golf course a couple of years ago from a terrible fire, in which they all lost their sight. As a proof of appreciation they were given the right to play on the course whenever they wanted. They like that a lot, but being blind they are just not too good at hitting the ball, let alone finding it after it's hit. The priest said, "Oh my this is terrible. Tonight I'll say a little prayer for these courageous souls." The doctor heard that and said "Don't worry. I'll send them to a friend of mine, he's an ophtalmologist and he works wonders." The engineer said "Wait. Why can't they just play at ni ght?"

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What happened to the cannibal lion? He had to swallow his pride.

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What do you get when you cross a Texas Aggie with an ape? A retarded ape.

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How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O'Neal? They're both famous for stuffing baskets!

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How did the aliens hurt the farmer? They trod on his corn.

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