Khmer Magazines 2018



Why do you need a driver's licence to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

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What's a parrot's favourite game? Monopoly!

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A blonde walks into a hair salon to get her hair cut wearing headphones. The stylist asks her to take off her headphones but the blonde refuses. So the stylist takes them off and the blonde collapses to the ground and dies. The stylist picks up the headphones and hears, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

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What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective ? Santa Clues !

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If you make a cow angry, how will she get even? She'll cream you!

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How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night? He used a skeleton key.

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Have you heard the story about the loaf of bread? No. Oh, crumbs.

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What do young ghosts write their homework in? Exorcise books.

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Knock Knock Who's there ! Alistair ! Alistair who ? Alistairs in this house are broken !

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Knock Knock Who's there ! Aretha ! Aretha who ? Aretha flowers !

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What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other? I didn't know we lived on the same block.

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Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune? A: The bow is moving.

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Diner: May I please have a glass of water? Waiter: Why, are you thirsty? Diner: No, I want to see if my neck leaks.

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The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his front door onto the porch. Someone dialed 911. When the paramedics arrived, they helped him regain consciousness and asked if he knew what caused him to faint. "It was enough to make anybody faint," he said. "My son asked me for the keys to the garage, and instead of driving the car out, he came out with the lawn mower."

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Q. How does Bill Gates enter his house? A. He uses "windows".

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The school teacher was furious when Brad knocked him down with his new bicycle in the school yard. "Don't you know how to ride that yet?" he roared. "Oh yes!" shouted Brad over his shoulder. "It's the bell I can't work yet.

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A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, "What are you doing?!!" The blind man replies, "Just looking around."

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The Naughty Schoolboy by Enid Spanking

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Once upon a time, a guy was sitting at a bar. He was throwing money around, giving the barman hundred dollar tips and buying drinks for everyone. He was surrounded by a crowd of adoring women. The barman liked the tips, but he was kind of curious about a little man that would jump from the rich guy's pocket. The little man would run up and down the bar, kicking over the bowls of peanuts and giving people the finger. Then the little guy would jump back into the man's jacket for a while. The barman went over and asked the guy what was up. So the rich guy says, "Well, let me tell you a little story. I was walking along a beach one day, and I come across this lamp. I rub it, and a genie popped out. I got three wishes, so my first wish was to be fabulously wealthy. Then I wished for a harem. You can see I got both." The barman asks, "So what about that little guy in your jacket?" "Oh, tha t," mumbles the rich guy. "That's the twelve-inch prick I wished for."

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Why can't Chihuahuas run marathons? They're short of breath!

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Q: Have you seen the polish mine detector. A1: Put you fingers in your ears and start stamping the ground with your foot.

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What do fishermen say on Halloween? "Trick-or-trout!"

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Two fleas where running across the top of a cereal packet ? "Why are we running so fast ?" said one Because it says "Tear along the dotted line"

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What did you think of our website? A little bit tacky.

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What position does the pig play in football? Loinback.

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