Khmer Magazines 2018



How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana? Try picking it up. If you can't, it's either a monster or a giant banana.

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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Easter Island Barbie ...the famous statue with blonde hair

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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - House Wife Barbie ...dressed in ratty, old housecoat; comes with dirty laundry and sink full of dishes

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Q. How do you drown a blonde? A1. Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool. A2. Stick a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.

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Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an accountant. Now he was being interviewed by a very nervous man who ran a small business that he had started himself. "I need someone with an accounting degree," the man said. "But mainly, I'm looking for someone to do my worrying for me." "Excuse me?" the accountant said. "I worry about a lot of things," the man said. "But I don't want to have to worry about money. Your job will be to take all the money worries off my back." "I see," the accountant said. "And how much does the job pay?" "I'll start you at eighty thousand." "Eighty thousand dollars!" the accountant exclaimed. "How can such a small business afford a sum like that?" "That," the owner said, "is your first worry."

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What's the matter son? The boy next door said I look just like you? What did you say? Nothing he's bigger than me !

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Doctor, Doctor I think I'm an electric eel That's shocking!

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here were these 3 Riverside City Firemen who always went bird hunting together and they always rented a hunting dog name Rex from a local farmer. Rex was a great dog and would always hold point and find any birds they shoot. One year they did't go hunting and the farmer rented Rex out to some Corona City Firemen who used him that season. The next year the Riverside guys went to rent Rex from the farmer for hunting but the farmer had bad news for them. He told them Rex was no longer any good for hunting and didn't have a replacement for him and to tell the Corona firemen they were not welcome there any more and that if he saw them he would probably shoot them for what they did to Rex. The R.F.D. guys asked the farmer what the Corona boys did that could be so bad. Well the farmer said last year when they rented Rex it all started off fine until one of the Corona guys decided to rename him. We ll whats wrong with that they asked. The farmer said they renamed him CHIEF and now all he does is sit on his ass and bark all the time.

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How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare!

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When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town, he went out and bought a tuxedo in the hope that the Pope might notice him on the parade route. When he went to the parade, there was this bum standing next to him, with old, dirty clothes on. The the guy's amazement, when the Pope came, he went over to the bum, and whispered something in his ear. Enraged, the guy went over to the bum and offered him $100 for the clothes off his back. Next day, he went back to the parade dressed like a bum. Sure enough, when the Pope came, he stopped in front of this guy, and whispered in his ear, "I thought I told you to get the hell out of here!"

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Science teacher: What happened when electricity was first discovered? Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.

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Customer: I'd like a watch that tells time. Clerk: Don't you have a watch that tells time? Customer: No, you have to look at it.

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Q. What did the salt say to the pepper? A. Hey Baby, what's SHAKING!

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Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue? Because they can't dress themselves.

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Q: Why was the blondes' belly button sore ? A: Because her boyfriend was blonde too.

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March Into Battle by Sally Forth

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What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head ? The deceased !

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Resolving to surprise her husband, an executive's wife stops by his office. As she walks in unannounced, she finds his secretary sitting on his lap. Without hesitating, he begins to dictated a letter... "And in conclusion gentlemen, budget cut or not, I cannot continue to operate this office with just one chair.

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Q: Why aren't Clinton White House staffers given coffee breaks? A: It takes too long to retrain them.

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What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space? Steer Wars.

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Alsation: I'll see you shortly. Chihuahua: Okay, but don't call me "Shortly!"

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Why do elephants have trunks ? Because they've no pockets to put things in !

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Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. "Why are we running so fast?" asked one. "Because," said the second, "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"

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Did you hear about the dimwit who was so dumb he thought Gatorade was welfare for crocodiles?

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Knock Knock Who's there ! Canon ! Canon who ? Canon open the door then ?

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