Khmer Magazines 2017



Where do snowmen put their webpages? On the winternet.

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Police Officer: Why did you lead me on a five-state chase? Driver: I love to travel.

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If a band plays music in a thunderstorm, who is most likely to get hit by lightning? The conductor.

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At a family gathering, husband began teasing his wife about how she always get her way. "Honey," she said to her husband, "when I get my way, that's a compromise." "What is it when I get my way?" he was quick to ask. She replied, "That's a miracle!"

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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Tonya Harding Barbie ...you didn't think we'd sell one without the other, did you?

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Q: Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side? A: She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!

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On the first day his son joined the family firm, the founder took him on to the roof of the factory building and said, 'I am going to give you your very first lesson in business. Stand on the edge of the roof.' Reluctantly, the boy went to stand on the edge of the roof. 'Now,' said his father, 'when I say, "Jump," I want you to jump off the roof.' 'But, Dad,' said the boy, 'there's a huge drop!' 'Do you want to succeed in business?' 'Yes, Dad.' 'And you trust me, don't you?' 'Yes, Dad.' 'So do as I say and jump.' The boy jumped. He crashed to the ground and lay there, winded and bruised. His father went racing down the stairs and ran up to him. That was your first lesson in business, son. Never trust anyone.'

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Q: What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross? - A: A first-aid kit!

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What do you get when you cross a Texas Aggie with an ape? A retarded ape.

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What dogs are best for sending telegrams ? Wire haired terriers !!

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What did the cowboy say when the bear ate Lassie? "Well, doggone !"

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What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ? Russell !

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A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherlands flag. "Our flag symbolizes our taxes," he said. "We get red when we talk about them, white when we get our tax bill, and blue after we pay them." "That's the same with us," the American said, "only we see stars, too."

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What is small, furry and smells like bacon? A hamster.

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You're a big Internet fan aren't you? Yes - it's becoming a habit!

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Q. How do men exercise on the beach? A. By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.

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QUESTION: How long does a United States Congressman serve? ANSWER: Until he gets caught.

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What's a rabbits' favorite TV show? Hoppy Days.

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Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight? A: No stupid an Eye for an Eye!!!!

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Aches and Pains by Arthur Ritis

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The Judge admonished the witness, "Do you understand that you have sworn to tell the truth?" "I do." "Do you understand what will happen if you are not truthful?" "Sure," said the witness. "My side will win."

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What do you call an aardvark that writes poems? A bardvark!

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The Escaping Herd by Gay Topen

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Q: How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one, but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.

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Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom? A: So she can have a doggie bag for later.

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