Khmer Magazines 2018



What cake wanted to rule the world? Attila the Bun.

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Did you hear about the ghost who went on safari? He was a big-game haunter!

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How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb? "I don't know, but I can look it up for you."

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What does a bee get at McDonalds ? A humburger !

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Q. How can you tell if a man is happy? A. Who cares?

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Farmer: What would you do if a bull charged you? Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.

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What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange? A pip squeak.

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What do you call a show full of lions ? The mane event !

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Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign saying; DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! posted on the glass door. Inside he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor besides the cash register. He asked the store manager, "Is THAT the dog folks are supposed to beware of?" "Yep, that's him," he replied. The stranger couldn't help but be amused. "That certainly doesn't look like a dangerous dog to me. Why in the world would you post that sign?" "Because," the owner replied, "before I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him."

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When is your mind like a rumpled bed? When it isn't made up yet.

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Q: Why did the blonde fail her drivers licence ? A: She wasn't used to the front seat!

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A bus filled with politicians was driving through the countryside one day, on the campaign trail. The bus driver, caught up in the beautiful scenery, loses control and crashes into the ditch. A farmer living nearby hears the horrible crash and rushes out to discover the wreckage. Finding the politicians he buries them. The next day, the police come to the farm to question the man. "So you buried all the politicians?" asked the police officer. "Were they all dead?" The farmer answered, "Some said they weren't, but you know how politicians lie."

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Doctor, doctor my baby's swallowed a bullet Well don't point him at anyone until I get there!

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Why is a dog like a baseball player? He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

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Q.How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead? A. The remote control slips from his hand.

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What is the best way to hunt bear ? With your clothes off.

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Jim sees his neighbor out back building a bunker, loading in 75 gallons of bottled water, hauling in a gas generator and so on. "So, uh, I guess you believe Y2K is a biggie huh?" "Naw", says the neighbor. "Ah's jes' stockin' the bunker now, 'cuz if I did it any other time, people'd think ah's nuts."

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An American tourist found himself in a sleepy country village, and asked one of the locals the age of the oldest inhabitant. "Well, sir," replied the villager, "we ain't got one now. He died last week."

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How does a cheerleader answer the phone? H-E-L-L-O!

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What does a vampire stand on after taking a shower? A bat mat.

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What doesn't get any wetter no matter how much it rains? The ocean

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What happens when the fog lifts in California? UCLA.

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Why does a chicken coop have two doors ? Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!

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What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up!

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Three blondes are stranded on an island. A fairy comes along and says that she will grant each person a wish. So the first blonde says she wants to be really smart so she digs and finds a cell phone and calls the Army. The second blonde says that she wants to be even smarter so she finds a flair and sets it off. The third blonde says that she wants to be even smarter than both of them, so the fairy changes her hair color to black and she says," Let's go over the bridge."

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