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Dentist jokes

A patient came to
his dentist with problems
with his teeth.

Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I
do?

Dentist: Wear a brown tie!

 

Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up? Because DEC 25 = OCT 31

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How many chimney does Father Christmas go down ? Stacks !

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Who delievers cat's Christmas presents ? Santa Paws !

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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a caterpillar Don't worry you'll soon change !

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What do you call a pen with no hair ? A bald point !

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Why were the early days of history called the dark ages ? Because there were so many knights !

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St Peter is standing at heaven's gate when a man walks up. "Welcome to heaven my son. What did you do with your life?" "I was a policeman," he responded. "What kind of policeman?" St Peter asked. "I was a vice officer. I kept dangerous narcotics out of the hands of kids." "Wonderful my son, welcome to heaven. Pass through the gates." A few moments later a second man walks up. "Welcome to heaven my son. What did you do with your life?" "I was a policeman," he responded. "What kind of policeman?" St Peter asked. "I was a traffic officer. I kept the roads and highways safe for travelers." "Well done. Pass through the gates into paradise." A few moments later a third man walks up. "Welcome to heaven my son. What did you do with your life?" "I was a policeman," he responded. "What kind of policeman?" St Peter asked. "I was a Military Policeman, Sir." "Excellent my son, I have to leave for a bit, watch the gate will you?"

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Knock Knock Who's there ! Butcher ! Butcher who ? Butcher your arms around me !

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Knock Knock Who's there ! Coda ! Coda who ? Coda paint !

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Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment? A mental hospital.

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What would you get if you crossed a monster with a redcoat? A bigger target.

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Q: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? A: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.

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Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible? A. 2 Cor. 48 describes going out in service in a Volkswagen Beetle: "We are pressed in every way, but not cramped beyond movement."

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There was a little old lady from a small town in America who had to go to Texas. She was amazed at the size of her hotel and her suite. She went into the huge cafe and said to the waitress, who took her order for a cup of coffee, that she had never before seen anything as big as the hotel or her suite. "Everything's big in Texas ma'am," said the waitress. The coffee came in the biggest cup the old lady had ever seen. "I told you, ma'am, that everything is big in Texas," said the waitress. On her way back to her suite, the old lady got lost in the vast corridors. She opened the door of a darkened room and fell into an enormous swimming pool. "Please!" she screamed. "Don't flush it!"

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Yo momma so bald head she put a weave cap on and it weave her cull

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What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? An aardvark with the sniffles!

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How does an apple a day keep the doctor away? When you take careful aim.

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WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can't remember).

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Why couldn't the butterfly go to the Chistmas ball ? It was a moth ball !

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What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand? Cows-mopolitan!

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