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Snowman jokes

What do snowmen eat for lunch ?
Icebergers
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Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

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What did the snowman order at MacDonalds ? Icerbergers with chilli sauce !

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What lights up a football stadium ? A football match !

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How can you tell if a bee is on the phone? You get a buzzy signal.

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When is a lion not a lion ? When he turns into his cage !

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What do vampires make sandwiches out of? Self-raising dead.

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Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!

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A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a greasy little salesman runs up to him, and yells, "Wait! Before you tee off, I have something really amazing to show you!" The golfer, annoyed, says, "What is it?" "It's a special golf ball," says the salesman. "You can never lose it!" "Whattaya mean," scoffs the golfer, "you can never lose it? What if you hit it into the water?" "No problem," says the salesman. "It floats, and it detects where the shore is, and spins towards it." "Well, what if you hit it into the woods?" "Easy," says the salesman. "It emits a beeping sound, and you can find it with your eyes closed." "Okay," says the golfer, impressed. "But what if your round goes late and it gets dark?" "No problem, sir, this golf ball glows in the dark! I'm telling you, you can never lose this golf ball!" The golfer buys it at once . "Just one question," he says to the salesman. "Where did you get it?" "Ummm, I found it."

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Waiter, waiter! There's a mosquito in my soup. Don't worry sir, mosquitoes have very small appetites !

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Why do bears have fur coats ? Because they'd look stupid in anoraks !

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What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way? He whale-d

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Waiter, are there snails on the menu ! Yes sir, they must have escaped from the kitchen !

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Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.

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What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man? Tarzan stripes forever.

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Customer: Waiter, this soup tastes funny. Waiter: So laugh, sir.

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What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen? Time to get it fixed.

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A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy, oversized travel bag onto the plane. Helped by a flight attendant, he finally managed to stuff it in the overhead bin. "Do you always carry such heavy luggage?" she sighed. "No more," the man said. "Next time, I'm riding in the bag, and my partner can buy the ticket!"

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Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

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Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!

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A boy at a cinema notices what looks like a bear sitting next to him "Are you a bear?" "Yes" "What are you doing at the movies ?" "Well, I liked the book!"

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