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Sport jokes

Which England player keeps up the fuel supply
?
Paul gas coin !

 

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup ! Yes, it's the rotting meat that attracts them !

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Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!

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Yo mamma's so fat she had her ears pierced by harpoon.

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Yo Mama so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections

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That boy is so dirty, the only time he washes his ears is when he eats watermelon.

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yo mama so fat she sat on a tractor and made it a pick-up truck.

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What's the witches favourite pop group ? Broomski Beat !

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Patron: Hey, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: Why are you complaining? Isn't it cooked?

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Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life

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Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Like, why don't you just get out of my face and stop asking me to do all your work for you? I'm, like, really totally sick and tired of you asking me questions.

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Teacher: I'd like a room, please. Hotel Receptionist: Single, Sir? Teacher: Yes, but I am engaged.

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Yo Mama so dumb she put lipstick on her fore-head to make up her mind.

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MUMMY VAMPIRE: Jimmy, hurry up and drink your soup before it clots.

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What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel? I'm sorry to leave, now that I've almost bought the place.

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Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows. Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones. "Holy cow, Mister," one of them said after catching his breath, "You scared us half to death -- we thought you were a ghost! What are you doing working here so late at night?" "Those fools!" the old man grumbled. "They misspelled my name!"

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Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

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Why did the alien phone home on his mobile? Because it was so ET !

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What gas do snails prefer? Shell.

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If your watch is broken, why can't you go fishing? Because you don't have the time.

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If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, What's a tiger ? A stri-ped !

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