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Waiter jokes

Customer: This fish
isn't as good as what
I ordered here last month.
Waiter: That's funny. It's from the
same fish.

 

Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!

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Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

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Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!

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Waiter, are there snails on the menu ! Yes sir, they must have escaped from the kitchen !

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Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.

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Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

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Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!

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yo mama is so fat you could use her belly button as a wishing well...

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Q: How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two (of course) but it will take all week and when they're done the light bulb will do your homework, speak French and shine any colour you want from it.

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In the summer desert heat, what did a dust devil say to the over-talkative dust devil? -You are really blowing a lot of hot air

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I was in the zoo last week. Really? Which cage were you in?

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Yo mama is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!!

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Yo Mama is so fat...when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars

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What did the young witch say to her mother? Can I have the keys to the broom tonight?

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Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

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QUESTION: What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman? ANSWER: A battery has a positive side.

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Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!

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Waiter, there is a frog in my soup ! Don't worry sir there isn't enough there to drown him !

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YO MAMA IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!

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Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.

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