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Waiter jokes

Waiter: I'm sorry
I spilled a glass of
water on you.
Diner: That's all right. My suit is too large anyway.

 

Yo Mama so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections

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yo mama so fat she sat on a tractor and made it a pick-up truck.

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What's the witches favourite pop group ? Broomski Beat !

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Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life

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Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Like, why don't you just get out of my face and stop asking me to do all your work for you? I'm, like, really totally sick and tired of you asking me questions.

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Yo Mama so dumb she put lipstick on her fore-head to make up her mind.

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Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

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Where do lightning bolts go on dates? -To cloud 9

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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yo mama is so fat you could use her belly button as a wishing well...

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Your Momma's so black she got counted absent at night school.

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Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None - they'd rather sit in the dark.

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Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!

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Yo Mama's so fat she sank the Titanic!

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Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!

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Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

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Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!

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Waiter, are there snails on the menu ! Yes sir, they must have escaped from the kitchen !

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Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.

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Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

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