Weather jokes

If a band plays music in a thunderstorm, who

is most likely to get hit by lightning?
The conductor.

 

How do rain drops marry? -They coalesce

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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yo mama so stupid..she sits on the t.v and watches the couch

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OUESTION: What is cosmetics? ANSWER: Cosmetics is a woman's means for keeping a man from reading between the lines.

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Why did the women cross the road? Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen?!!!

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At a family gathering, husband began teasing his wife about how she always get her way. "Honey," she said to her husband, "when I get my way, that's a compromise." "What is it when I get my way?" he was quick to ask. She replied, "That's a miracle!"

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yo mommas so poor the roaches pay the light bill!

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Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb.

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How is snow white? -Pretty good, according to the 7 dwarfs

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Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Like, why don't you just get out of my face and stop asking me to do all your work for you? I'm, like, really totally sick and tired of you asking me questions.

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Did you hear about the witch who went in for the lovely legs competition? She was beaten by the microphone stand.

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Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!

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Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

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What did the primary rainbow say to the secondary rainbow? -Your pants are on backwards

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Yo mama's so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.

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What do you call a witch who kills her mother and father? An orphan.

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How does a male lightning bolt feel when he notices an attractive female lightning bolt? Thunderstruck

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Yo mama so poor I stepped in her house and I was in the backyard.

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Yo mama's like the sun you look at her to long you will go blind!

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How did the rainbow know is was lost? -It was a clear day

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