Women jokes

At a family gathering, husband began teasing his
wife
about how she always get her way. "Honey," she said to her
husband,
"when I get my way, that's a compromise."
"What is it
when I get my way?" he was quick to ask. She replied,
"That's a
miracle!"

 

Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!

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Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind

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Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Like, why don't you just get out of my face and stop asking me to do all your work for you? I'm, like, really totally sick and tired of you asking me questions.

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Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

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Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. Capricorns can't afford new lightbulbs --- unless they're a legitimate business expense.

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When an ape visits his tailor, what kind of a suit does he order? A zoo-t suit!

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Yo Mama's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."

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Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

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Caller: Finally! I got through! I've been trying to call the zoo for hours! Zookeeper: Yes, all our lions were busy!

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Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.

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Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

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yo momma so fat the back of her neck is like a pack of hot dogs

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Yo mama is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.

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yo mama so stupid she worked at an m&m factory and threw out all the W's.

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Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.

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Yo Mama so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections

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Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat!

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Yo mama middle name is Rambo.

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Yo moma is so old she knew the Great Wall of China when it was just ok

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Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.

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