Women jokes

At a family gathering, husband began teasing his
wife
about how she always get her way. "Honey," she said to her
husband,
"when I get my way, that's a compromise."
"What is it
when I get my way?" he was quick to ask. She replied,
"That's a
miracle!"

 

Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!

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Some vampires went to see Dracula. They said, "Drac, we want to open a zoo. Have you got any advice?" "Yes," replied Dracula, "have lots of giraffes."

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Yo mama so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!

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An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly. The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing." The women wrote: "Woman: Without her, man is nothing."

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Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck

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Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.

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Yo mamma is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping from the basement window.

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Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.

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Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

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yo mama's o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.

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Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.

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Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world

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Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"

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Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.

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Zoo Keeper:"I've lost one of my elephants" Other Zoo Keeper:"Why don't you put an advert in the paper?" Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly, he can't read!"

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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yo mama so stupid..she sits on the t.v and watches the couch

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OUESTION: What is cosmetics? ANSWER: Cosmetics is a woman's means for keeping a man from reading between the lines.

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yo mommas so poor the roaches pay the light bill!

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