Women jokes

At a family gathering, husband began teasing his
wife
about how she always get her way. "Honey," she said to her
husband,
"when I get my way, that's a compromise."
"What is it
when I get my way?" he was quick to ask. She replied,
"That's a
miracle!"

 

Q: How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Well gee, I don't know really. I guess it depends on the bulb and where it burned out. It might perhaps take just one if it's just an ordinary bulb, but maybe two if the person doesn't know where to find a new light bulb, or perhaps ...

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Yo mama is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!!

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Yo mama is so fat...that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thought she was Planet Earth

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Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.

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Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!

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Yo mama is so fat that when she went bunggie jumping in a yellow dress, everyone was screaming the suns falling!

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Yo mama so fat when God said, "Let there be light" he he to ask her to move out of the way.

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Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track of all her chin rolls!

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Yo Mama's so fat she sank the Titanic!

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Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.

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Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

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yo mama so fat when she get on da elevator it says next stop hell

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Caller: Finally! I got through! I've been trying to call the zoo for hours! Zookeeper: Yes, all our lions were busy!

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Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.

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Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.

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Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

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Yo Mama So Fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles.

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A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams. "Now what should I do?" His mother has an idea. "Why don't you send her flowers, and on the card invite her to your apartment for a home cooked meal?" He thought this was a great strategy, and a week later the woman came to dinner. His mother called the next day to see how things had gone. " I was humiliated," he groaned. "She insisted on washing the dishes." " What's wrong with that?" asked his mother. " We hadn't started eating yet."

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Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"

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